#8. 10 Bad Pick Up Lines

Ten of the worst/best pick-up lines I have ever come across:

  1. Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee falling for you.
  2. You must be exhausted, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  3. Hey, feel my shirt. Do you know what that is? It’s girlfriend material.
  4. If I rearranged the alphabet I would put U and I together.
  5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
  6. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  7. You must be from Tennessee, because you’re the only ten I see.
  8. Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.
  9. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  10. Is your name google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

And a bonus one just for good measure:

I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?

 


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